This was sent to me by Gary, who almost got trimmed by short conners in Madrid. I have yet to investigate the Spanish capital city. Verbatim:
This is a Madrid con
Dressed as a guiri walking up Huertas
I spot 4 young girls very pretty studying a map
they cross the street towards me
they ask directions get close - too close - i brushed them off and walked on
too late
didnt feel the dip but twigged what had happened after three steps and turned round
one of the girls was running towads me with my wallett
she said I'd dropped it
I openerd it
I saw one tem mil note
I said
there were two 10 mils
she turned round, clam walked 5 paces backwards picked 10 mil up off the floor - or seemed to
gave it ma back
i had my wallett, my cash and my cards - dead lucky
a yank with a well stuffed billfold wouldnt have missed a 20 or a 50 would he
We relaxed with a buger and a beer at McDonalds neat Attocha and watched the same girls work the crowd for an hour then left to get our flight
True Story
Gary
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Gary. You blew it. You'd have more luck juggling a barrel of nitro. The pretty dames were pros. They drew you in with their feminine wiles and pulled the snake. Almost made off with your pounds and shillings because you dropped your guard. Who knows what dope they got on you now. You also helped them refine their game.
May this be a warning to all guiris: gypmeisters might manifest themselves in the forms of beautiful women. Don't count on getting lucky.
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